soggy chewbacca

When an extremely hairy man has hot sweaty sex with a chick and sheds the equivalent of a bear skinned rug on her stomach and chest. When she realizes she is covered in hair she lets out a Wookie war cry.

Rob's hairy ass turned that bitch into a soggy chewbacca.

by Wrighteous53 January 10, 2018

soggy doormat

When a lady doesn't shave her lady garden so it becomes bushy or doormat like and a man pulls out and spaffs on it.

Pulled a bird last week and gave her a right soggy doormat, pull out game is strong.

by Shaven demon October 6, 2019

Baking Soggy

When you have sexual intercourse with a loaf of bread

I got fired from the bakery for baking soggy on the job

by bluffuwu April 11, 2022

Soggy don

When someone is thinks they are hard but really they're just moist.

Laquisha had sex with Edwin and keeps boasting about it to her granddaddy. What a soggy don...

by Slugsoap May 7, 2014

Soggy croutons

The term for when your testicles are shriveled up and get moist.

"I dipped my balls in thousand island dressing after busting a nut and now I got them soggy croutons."

by anonymous September 11, 2021

Soggy Napkin

When you jack off into a napkin and your girlfriend eats it.

I gave her the soggy napkin last night, she puked but totally loved it.

by soggynapkin April 4, 2011

soggy trombone

The act of combining rusty trombone with soggy cookies. Where there are two or more couples standing around a cookie, where the female performs a rusty trombone on the man, having to cum on the cookie. The last couple to cum on the cookie has the male to eat the cookie.

You lost the soggy trombone competition, EAT THE COOKIE!

by Ian Knowles December 14, 2008