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seelching

I love seelching all the discord mods!
by The alpha😈 March 28, 2024
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skeltching

Skeltching is when you don’t wipe after taking a shit. You let it crust and then let your significant other scrapes it off with their teeth. Then they spit the feces back into your mouth.
“Hey I just took a shit and didn’t wipe. wanna skeltch later tonight?” Or “Me and my boyfriend love skeltching!”
by Blumpkinmaster101 May 14, 2024
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stretching feelings

After having caught feelings for someone but not telling them thereby keeping yourself in an awkward and miserable state. You go through the stages of anxiety, sadness, and butterfly belly. It's terrible.
Jaimie: "Hey! What's up with Jackson? Is he okay?"
Jill: "I can't tell you the whole story, but he's in a bad way. He's beyond smitten for someone unavailable for months."
Jaime: "Yikes! So he's just stretching feelings? He needs to do something and do it fast!"

Jill: "I know. If he don't he'll soon be pisserable. He's such a sweetheart. I really feel for him."
by von groovy June 26, 2024
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Snitching ass ho

Used to describe someone who loves and finds joy to snitch on others. A Narc.
“Yo, you hear that Alexys snitched on Phoenix?”

Oh Really? What a snitching ass ho.”
by sativadreamz May 26, 2025
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jumbo snatching

1. a man who exclusively goes after fat chicks, 100 fat chicks or 10 really fat chicks
2. a word that you use to confound someone and make them do a double take and say, "wait, what?"
Steve is a jumbo snatcher have you seen his last 100 hook ups, or more shocking his last 10?
Jon, "Chris you must do a lot of jumbo snatching!"
Chris, "wait, what?"
by Jpi_you_so_fly November 1, 2010
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Man Stretching

Man Stretching is to men as what yoga is to women.
are you practicing yoga? no, i'm man stretching. But i hear yoga is good for stretching.
by riolofit February 21, 2013
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barbie stretching

The Photoshop practice of longitudinally stretching a photo of a female celeb or fashion model's body, to look tall and thin like Barbie.
These days you'd need to use a helluva lot of barbie stretching to make J-Lo look any good.
by catmanpu January 28, 2014
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