Snapshits

A poorly shot or framed photograph that will get a negative reaction every time it is shown to a person. Sometimes a snapshit can be so bad that it will cause the viewers eyes to melt or their hair to spontaniously catch fire.
It has recently been disputed that the Nazi's used snapshits in their bombing of britain.

"I've seen some bad photographs, but this is definitely a snapshit to remember"

"Bomb zem with ze SNAPSHITS!!" - Hitler

by Lady Bob July 12, 2007

snapsterpiece

A masterpiece drawn in Snapchat.

I'm so glad she took a screenshot of that snapsterpiece, it was one of the best selfies I've ever enhanced and I forgot to save it before I hit send.

Have you seen the guy who draws all those Disney princess snapsterpieces? It's all over Buzzfeed.

I never have snapchatter's regret after I send a solid snapsterpiece.

by snapsplash March 9, 2014

Snapstitute

Someone who trades booty pics for Snap Cash.

"Hey man, I sent Becky 25 bucks on Snapcash so I could get some pictures of that ball booger catcher, ya heard? She's the best snapstitute around. Top notch booty pics for a good price, ya feel me?"

by Retardedpanda1 November 18, 2014

Sneesh Snarsh

A deragatory term used towards Indian people (from the country of India). These people will often be negotiating with someone at a retail establishment, usually offering 60% of the items value.

Sales person:Hey boss this sneesh snarsh just offered me $12,000 O.T.D on a $40,000 car.

Boss: throw that stupid Snarsh out!!!!

by everybody*sneesh*snarsh October 22, 2009

Social Snapshot

A misleading photograph typically displayed on social networking sites. Used to falsify appearance and physical atributes.

- "That bitch on Facebook is fucking hot."

- "Nah that bitch is fat as fuck, she just took her photo on that magic fat girl angle"

- "Gaih, fucknig Social Snapshots!"

by intergalacticbrotherhoodofU.D March 12, 2011

Texas sharpshooting

Shooting the side of a barn and then drawing a bull's-eye around the bullet hole.

Describing what has happened before is Texas sharpshooting.

by rockyw June 22, 2012

Snapshit

When you take a snapchat photo, but you look like absolute shit. But you send it anyways.

Corey: Yeah, I was snapping Watilda last night and she sent me a face where she looks silly.
Noland: Sounds like Watilda sent a snapshit.

by Katiekat1475 October 21, 2015