Softball

1 reason you cant date a softball player:
1. Lesbian

that softball player is a lesbian

by rightright November 16, 2011

Softball

Letting a guy think that they're getting a "Home Run" when they're really only getting to "Third Base".

"Man, she came over yesterday and we had an intense game of Softball."

"Hey, do you want to come over and play softball?"

by MattressDancer February 14, 2009

SMFDB

Acronym for " Suck My Fucking Dick Bitch "

Person 1: Fuck off, wanker
.
Person 2: SMFDB

by BigDickGothBf October 7, 2020

simpson university softball

A group of white girls known as the school sluts. Known as "2015 National Champions" but really won a tournament that was a joke.

You fucked a Simpson University Softball girl... Typical.

by NAIAStud September 4, 2016

softball

cocaine; usually an 8ball of white

"Im bout to get that softball,you down?"

"you already know"

by nati boy May 27, 2006

softball

Softball (see zzzzzzzzzz) < Lacrosse (see best damn sport ever). Why the hell would anyone play softball, with a game like lax in the world, softball sux get used to it.

Softball sucks ass, hard.

by Katie April 20, 2005

Softboi

Softboi (noun)

A softboi is emo bitchass or a goth nigga that wears all black and always be smoking packs of cigarettes.

Aye Pierre you wanna come out here and look at this patheticass softboi looking fucker.

by virgalwarrior666 November 4, 2019