by Shibi7 October 8, 2009

Term used in South-East London meaning you have someone doing whatever you want. Nb. often it will simply be a comeback when nothing else is able to be used.
To have someone on smash.
To have someone on smash.
1: Get a drink for me please.
(2 gets drink)
2: There you go.
1: SMAASH!
1: You're so ugly!
2: SHUT UP MAN!
(1 is unable to respond)
2: SMAASH!
1: My maths teacher was so annoying, but it was aite coz I had him on smash.
(2 gets drink)
2: There you go.
1: SMAASH!
1: You're so ugly!
2: SHUT UP MAN!
(1 is unable to respond)
2: SMAASH!
1: My maths teacher was so annoying, but it was aite coz I had him on smash.
by kgyasi102 November 27, 2012

by thanks for asking November 24, 2016

The action of chatting over plenty of fish. It is called this due to the agressive smashing of cords when connecting to the other person.
by Fal1acy April 7, 2011

She must have just got through fucking an army of dudes because she was smashed!
She wouldn't feel a fence post there, she's smashed.
She wouldn't feel a fence post there, she's smashed.
by Jonathan January 14, 2005

Someone who plays Battlefield, and only Battlefield and is really really good at it. Is also good at that game called "Real Life". Chick magnet.
by SmasheD March 12, 2005
