SmartHole

When a person is being a smart ass but also an asshole at the same time. Can be sarcastic, borderline rude.

That guy at the bar was being a smarthole with the ladies.

by Yanchai June 20, 2025

Rainbow smartie

When you're having a good day and you get good vibes from everyone,even though you should be in a bad mood because people treat you like crap.

Although sallie pied off Aaron,he being a rainbow smartie today,God I envy him.

by Mandelaaa October 5, 2016

Hot Smartie

When a young man decides spit on a sock and uses it to wank himself off while looking at gay mafia sex

Wow, James loves having hot smarties on Christmas night

Connor burke is an honest man that loves having hot smarties

by TheBogs December 24, 2021

Right in the smartie

When you get hit in the head with a ball cap on and whatever hits you connects with the small smartie shaped button on the top causing immense pain in that localized area.

Joe took a 2x4 right in the smartie, then cried like a little bitch.

Shit homey you would cry like that too..

Word .....

by Vernale February 5, 2018