Sleep

Sleep is the cousin of death.

Always sleep with one eye open cause sleep is the cousin of death.

by bluelaser187 April 25, 2016

sleep

The thing that people should be fighting for, not religion.

person 1:man have you heard of the huge revolution going on?
person 2: yea, the people aren't getting enough sleep

by He who writes for... nothing December 22, 2016

Sleep

This is what lesser beings without the internet do.

I don't need sleep; I've got twenty more episodes to watch!

by Alpacamazing July 10, 2014

sleep

what comes after a good wank

I've spent only 18 hours watching porn and masturbating myself to death :( it's time to sleep.

by SexyTimeAgain69 April 18, 2017

Sleep

Something you are missing

What is your favourite thing to do?
I LIKE SLEEPING BUT I CANT SLEEP IF U KEEP TEXTING ME AT 3 AM!!

by Avathequava July 9, 2020

Sleep

Resting

I am sleeping

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Sleep

What your stupid ass needs right now

Go to sleep stupid fuck it’s 3am

by Don’t ask mf April 16, 2021