Spleech

The act of mispronouncing, blending or blundering of two or more words, with an amusing outcome, which tends to occur under high sleep deprivation that mimics intoxication. The word spleech was derived from the very action itself.

Sebastian is no stranger to spleeching; when he wanted to borrow his friend's phone, he asked, "can I use your phlone (pronounced 'flown')?"

Broccolini spleeched when he said to his bro, "Yo, where the keys to my Furry (he meant to say Ferrari)?"

by Shirobi February 26, 2023

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but speech

The speech you give when trying to civilly dump someone. It starts out saying a bunch of nice things about the dumpee, then has a negative turning point when the dumper says "but..." Most commonly used in season finales of The Bachelor and The Bachelorette as well as other dating reality TV shows.

Bachelorette: You're such an amazing person, and I've enjoyed getting to know you so much. But...I'm choosing the other guy.

Viewer: Oh man, she just gave him the but speech!

by frindle1992 August 13, 2011

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Pre Speech Piss

The piss you take before giving a speech. Absolutely necessary when you have to give a speech., or public speaking in general.

Liam : Hey Brian, Jake up there is struggling big time on that speech.

Brian : Yea, I see.

Liam : Looks like he didn't take his Pre Speech Piss

Brian : Tell me about it.

by god_at_speeches May 2, 2012

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Nordic Speech

The act of getting so drunk, and emotional, that for no discernible reason you break into a Scandinavian accent, and tell someone you barely know how important they are to you.

Hey, Hamish is getting drunk again, think he'll go Nordic Speech on us again?

by RageTheoryProductions June 19, 2012

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