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Long skid

When you're getting fast and furious anal in the missionary position and your partner pulls out and tells you to scoot back fast do he can shoot his load on you...but as you're trying to move back you leave a LONG SKID on the sheets like s Nascar driver.
Damn girl, you put a serious LONG SKID on my new sheets. Now go take a shower and clean your ass up while I do some laundry.
by Westsidegal December 4, 2018
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skid lentil

The result of poor bum wiping which at the end of the day has accumulated a small clump of poo which looks like a lentil.
Oh dear, there's a skid lentil
by Zanga7 March 30, 2017
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skid mark

after i took a shit, i didnt wipe good so i have some shit stains in my draws
by John December 25, 2002
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Skid mark

(n) When feces is excreted while you fart in your underpants. There will be stains on your underpants.
Tim Evans farts loudly in his Physics class and he has to leave the classroom because there is a skid mark in his underpants.
by TimEvans December 14, 2010
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Skid mark

Also known as a Connie lee .
A black chunky line of poop left in the crutch of someone's under wear after not wiping there bums properly.
Ummm dude ya got a Connie Lee in ya jocks. Errrttt. Skid mark

Omg girl is that a Connie Lee I see in ur nikkers.
by Big bad bretto May 26, 2017
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Skid-row

A line up of skids in which you can point out the different kinds of skids. Most of them still believe wireshark can be used to hack the NSA alone, and can't even identify what python looks like.
We've got a nice Skid-row here of scrows, scrids, and skids to pick out of, shall we skidgineer them?
by Fox with no fur July 31, 2019
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skid-a-ginch

Someone who Doesnt whipe there ass very good; a skid in your ginch. Or she is considered a skid-in-you-ginch
"man what a skid-a-ginch"
by Cheryl McCrae-Gibson April 6, 2007
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