Simpette

Noun, Female Simp

Malisa: I would do anything for Tod. Tods friend: bro, she's such a simpette. Tod: hi I'm Tod

by Amanwhoisfunny July 17, 2020

semper chowdelis

The act of getting food only for oneself and ignoring the needs/wants of your friends.

Carner: (carrying food) Yum!
Jackson: Bring me any?
Carner: You never asked!
Jackson: Good, semper chowdelis Carner.

by terminallancecoollio December 7, 2011

Simmer

Calm down

Simmer Down ; Simmer your ass down

by Kaman Cooper June 8, 2014

Simpress

A woman who presents themselves in a submissive way to please a man they like. A simpress tends to do favors and be really kind to the man she is simping to.

Hey Trevor, isn’t Rhianna being a such simpress to you? Yeah man, she is always spoiling me with stuff and won’t stop flirting with me, she’s definitely a simpress.

by BigTMoney22 May 22, 2020

one sipper

one who only needs one sip of water to cure his cottonmouth from smoking marijuana. often the envy of his peers, the one sipper is also usually the life of the party.

Jim: "Hey John, is your throat dry? IM SOOO HIGHHH"

John: "Nah man, im straight."

Jeff: "Jim you ignorant slut, John is a one sipper"

by DaOneSippah November 23, 2009

skimper

a skimper is a term used to define a very small blunt, filled with a minimal amount of marijuana.

we only had half a gram left so j.j had to roll a skimper.

by elliot nes September 12, 2005

semper in excreta

A good personal motto. Always being in trouble, constantly doing things that do not measure up to expectations, literal translation - "always in the shit".

Dave's D.I.Y. plumbing effort caused a flood in the bathroom which ruined an entire floor and brought down the ceilings in the lower floor.
"Dave, everything you do goes wrong. As they used to say in ancient Rome, "semper in excreta". You're always in the shit. This time, literally!"

by Stubabe December 18, 2009