A sexual act in which a man spreads honey on his dick and uses it adhere aspirin to it. He then asks someone to suck off the honey and aspirin from his dick.
Anna had a headache so Joseph gave her a sideways Michigan typewriter. Her head was fine after that.
by lacequill October 14, 2020

Like the normal p-ray, but when the girl lays on her side and lifts one leg up perpendicular and against the man's chest, so the ray spreads out and lands above the vagina, behind the asshole, and everywhere in between.
She was so fast and flexible, before I knew what was happening she had twisted in to position for a sideways p-ray! Naturally, I obliged.
by Charlie-barlie December 10, 2019

Mariella: "Jimmy has a pic where he's doing the peace sign sideways!"
Jimmy: "I'm just dead inside lmfaodxjdbcj"
Jimmy: "I'm just dead inside lmfaodxjdbcj"
by Kimcest March 21, 2021

Meaning a combination of insanity, humor, and irony that is married to a constructive and/destructive action.
BOILED DOWN: making a joke of your anger, laughing it off, or making a practical joke that shows your anger.
They say there is s link between anger and wit. Anger turned inward is depression. Anger turned sidways is insanity.
BOILED DOWN: making a joke of your anger, laughing it off, or making a practical joke that shows your anger.
They say there is s link between anger and wit. Anger turned inward is depression. Anger turned sidways is insanity.
by Theamazinggeek May 17, 2019

A situation that has become compromised in an extreme and unusual way.
Fucked to a greater extent than completely fucked or totally fucked. Based on the misconception that Chinese women have sideways vaginas.
Fucked to a greater extent than completely fucked or totally fucked. Based on the misconception that Chinese women have sideways vaginas.
by Kunthuffer October 19, 2017

by laz3r b3am June 19, 2013

Me and my friend jack just did the sloppy sideways shuffle the other day, but we made sure to stay six feet away because we aren't gay.
by The Frostiest Of Jacks June 16, 2018
