shredding

v. snowboarding

I'm gonna go shredding at Snow Creek tommorow. You wanna come?

by JackieC January 26, 2004

schrodinger

DUMB VERSION:
someone who fucking put a cat in a box with something dangerous that would have a 50% chance to kill the cat so that he could explain "paralell universes" better
GOOD VERSION:
schrodinger (1887-1961) was a man who wanted to describe that...feeling...when...a path forks, and...how to emphasize on that. so, he made "schrodinger's cat", a tale as old as time, where he stuffed a cat in a box, and put something dangerous in it (we actually don't know what it was) that had a 50% chance of killing the cat. now, this setup resulted is something interesting: WE DO NOT KNOW IF THE CAT IS DEAD OR ALIVE, UNTIL WE LIFT THE LID ON THE BOX. this shattered the universe and duplicated it, where there were now TWO of the exact same universe that of which only difference was a cat that was dead and one that was alive. he had single handedly described the fork in the road...PARALELL UNIVERSES.

schrodinger

by damnboihethic69 January 4, 2021

Schrodinger's douchebag

A person who decides if they were being ironic or not base on how people react to it

That guy is a Schrodinger's douchebag

by Professional Jimmy June 9, 2023

shrooming

To trip on shrooms.

I was frying balls. I shroomed so hard I thought the orange frisbee was a god.

by Tim March 13, 2003

Schrödinger's grenade

When you purposely leave a used condom inside a females vagina after sex. Applying Schrödinger's paradox, the female is now in a state of quantum superposition where she is both pregnant and not pregnant.

Jesse: G'day mate, so how was last night?
Stephen: Fuuuuuck dude I gave Rae the Schrödinger's grenade, and she has no idea jajaja.
Brandon: Fuck me mate you're so loose, better get some money ready for child support.
Ernst: Or not, you don't know mate.

by SpanishTwat November 15, 2017

schrodingers boys

when you put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard

if I put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard which yard would the boys go to?

schrodingers boys

the presence of the boys is a prerequisite when cracking open a cold one, yet a cold one does not have any coherent boy attracting abilities, while the milkshake on the other hand does, though you could crack open a cold one in one yard in the hopes of attracting some boys, the milkshake's boy attracting ability is far stronger

however this all hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

by Hehe I cheated March 24, 2021

The Shading Handjob Correlation

The Shading Handjob Correlation states that if one is good at shading with their graphite pencil, then they will give really pleasureable handjobs

rick: whoaaa that chick is good at shading
paul: that's not the only thing she's good at
rick: huh?
paul: the shading handjob correlation. ever heard of it?

by Thomas Roald February 22, 2009