person 1 "Come down to Maroubra
person 2 " Nah the Ghurkin Shlangers are throwing dog shit on fire at people "
person 2 " Nah the Ghurkin Shlangers are throwing dog shit on fire at people "
by Bellamy Craig August 21, 2023
Get the Ghurkin Shlanger mug.Similar in practice to Shanghaiing, an unwitting person (usually males) is lured into conversation with a parter who looks to be "to good to be true" or "totally out of my league". Following these introductions and possible promises of sensual intentions, the focus of conversation changes dramatically resulting in one of two ways.
1. Finding out that said partner is quite different than the way he/she/it presented itself (mentally unstable, stalker, relationship addict, member of the opposite sex then previously thought, etc).
2. Mounting attraction to said partner is used to throw unwitting person to the less attractive or socially inept friend of out of your league partner.
1. Finding out that said partner is quite different than the way he/she/it presented itself (mentally unstable, stalker, relationship addict, member of the opposite sex then previously thought, etc).
2. Mounting attraction to said partner is used to throw unwitting person to the less attractive or socially inept friend of out of your league partner.
Outcome 1 Example
"Hey Ted, what happened with you and that smoking hot girl at the club last night?"
"Oh yeah the next day she came to my house and had photoshopped pictures of us to look like our wedding day."
"Damn man, you got Shanghoed"
"Tell me about it."
Outcome 2 Example
"So what happened last night with that girl?
Seemed cool enough, then she introduced me to one of her sorority sister who dresses up for medieval fairs.
You got shanghoed my friend."
"Hey Ted, what happened with you and that smoking hot girl at the club last night?"
"Oh yeah the next day she came to my house and had photoshopped pictures of us to look like our wedding day."
"Damn man, you got Shanghoed"
"Tell me about it."
Outcome 2 Example
"So what happened last night with that girl?
Seemed cool enough, then she introduced me to one of her sorority sister who dresses up for medieval fairs.
You got shanghoed my friend."
by Transylvanian December 18, 2008
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by slugguh May 28, 2009
Get the shangsty mug.A sex-hangover. The feeling of aching and overall exhaustion that comes the day after a particularly vigourous sexual escapade.
The feeling that makes you think: "Damn, am I supposed to stretch before and after shagging?!"
Highest risk of a shangover comes after the first sex you've gotten in a while. This is because: 1, you tend to put more effort in, and 2, you're out of condition.
The feeling that makes you think: "Damn, am I supposed to stretch before and after shagging?!"
Highest risk of a shangover comes after the first sex you've gotten in a while. This is because: 1, you tend to put more effort in, and 2, you're out of condition.
Guy: "Mate, are you coming to football later?"
Guy 2: "No way man, I have a serious shangover. My legs feel like they're going to fall off - there's no way I can run anywhere."
Guy 2: "It was WORTH it though."
Guy 2: "No way man, I have a serious shangover. My legs feel like they're going to fall off - there's no way I can run anywhere."
Guy 2: "It was WORTH it though."
by kinkitsune October 27, 2010
Get the shangover mug.by The Furrie Within August 6, 2011
Get the Shang ra lang mug.Noun - Shanghai Condom- A condom made from Saran Wrap. The penis is wrapped entirely with saran wrap in order to create a make-shift condom for emergency use.
The name came to be while I was dating a girl from Shanghai. We were at her house and I did not have any condoms with me. She said no problem in her cute broken English and ran into the kitchen and brought back Saran wrap. She then proceeded to wrap my penis in Saran wrap and said "See no problem." I used the term for a few years and since have seen it pop up in several conversations.
The name came to be while I was dating a girl from Shanghai. We were at her house and I did not have any condoms with me. She said no problem in her cute broken English and ran into the kitchen and brought back Saran wrap. She then proceeded to wrap my penis in Saran wrap and said "See no problem." I used the term for a few years and since have seen it pop up in several conversations.
by syberfilm June 2, 2016
Get the shanghai condom mug.Adj. The act of inserting one's penis into a depleted toilet paper core and performing either vaginal or anal intercourse until the aforementioned core disintegrates with friction.
by Dr. Dyper (Reformed Sniper) August 27, 2016
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