Shitting

The time required to take a shit while reading.

The book is so short, you can finish it in one shitting.

by pmInWv November 3, 2011

Die Shitting

To die whilst taking a shit. Used to express your anger and hatred for someone.

Could also be described as:
Get fucked
Fuck you

1) Die shitting bitch!
2) Well you can go die shitting.

by Sc0rpi0n January 5, 2007

are you fucking shitting my asshole

When you're raging in CS:GO you then will come to a complete life of swearing everytime you die and you will run out of words and make them up and create this.

*Dies for 50th time*
ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING MY ASSHOLE!? THIS GAME SUCKS!

by EndItall666 May 29, 2018

you've got to be shitting me

A different way to say "you've got to be kidding me." Or "you're pulling my leg."

A phrase of disbelief.

Usually used in a playful manner.

Example 1: (playful)

Man: I have a double rainbow shirt.
Woman: You've got to be shitting me!
Man: Nah! Totally got one!
Woman: No fucking way.
Man: Way.

Example 2: (serious)

Man 1: I was waiting around to be picked up for three damn hours.
Man 2: Dude... you've got to be shitting me.
Man 1: Fuckin serious, man.

by LCNeko December 30, 2015

Shitting potatoes

Extremely heavy rain.

"Man, it's shitting potatoes outside!"

by Mashuren May 21, 2005

shitting ourselves

A term indicating that one's anxiety, fear or laughter has risen to the extent that one is no longer able to control their bowels and therefore releases them.

''The teacher came down the hallway and we were shitting ourselves because we knew he was going to start giving out''

''That joke was so funny I was shitting myself''

by Mekko September 29, 2009

ShitinTosh

A Macintosh or a mac, a approiate name for the Macintosh. Even through it has a friendly infernce, it is useless at work and for gamers it is useless as well. It would suck Bangkok's big cock. Windows is much better and Macintoshs are pieces of worthless shit.

Macintoshs Or I mean Shitintoshs are pieces of fucking shit and no one should use those.

by Anonymous boy :D November 30, 2011