Shemok

The crusty white stuff you see as you open a brand new gallon of milk.

See also:crusties

Gosh! I hate finding shemok on my milk, its just nasty!

by howdyma February 6, 2006

shamockery

Any almost any activity or event that takes place in Florida.

Hey, did you see the Dj at the House of Blues in orlando? He was a shamockery to the profession, he used a pre-recorded set.

Did you hear about billy's dad, the guy in transport? Transport, Ha, thats complete shamockery, transport in hand made goods from Columbia, right.

The election of George Bush by the Florida Supreme Court was shamockery.

by TDK July 11, 2006

shamonster

(or "shamons†er") A fan of both Michael Jackson and Lady GaGa. Therefore, shamone + little monsters = shamonster.

You're a shamonster.

by Not Your Babe July 23, 2010

giga shamoo

A variation of Shamoo. Fat person, usually female, who is so fat that it seems to defy all known laws of physics that they can stand, walk, or breath without the world collapsing in on them due to the enormous gravitational pull they create.

Fuck what a giga shamoo that bitch is! What the fuck is she doing riding that moped!? Oh wait... its not a moped that's her fuckin flaps draggin'!

by Okin, Mij and Trauts July 29, 2005

Shamoozle

Shamoozle is the trademark word of comedian 'Ell Da Peach' The word is used as a greeting and also to communicate boredom or indifference

'Hey, shamoozle bruv'

'Shamoozle, whats goin down?'

'Awwww shamoozle'

by The Big Dawg July 23, 2006

shamol

Probably the most mysterious man you'll ever meet. He smells like a man... Unlike your faggot boyfriend. Has the hair of a god and the style of a caveman. When he looks at you with that eye-brow up, you best just assume the position and open your mouth. Don't make eye contact. You'll fall into his trap.

Shamol is the man.

by ShityShittyBangBang August 23, 2017

Shamone

More than a kiss but less than making out <3 <3

Maya and Noah shamoned this weekend.

kissing

by frazzledazzle April 26, 2011