Siesta Village

or just "the village" a strip of of tourist shops and shithole bars on a road full of slow ass drivers and idiot pedestrains. During the week its only a few old poeople who even dare leave their precious little beach condos. weekends you get high, fucked up, and drunk. As for the "natives" were the ones that ride bicycles around with barefeet and a fishing pole. If your old you just go around in your buick and rat on the teenagers, ya thanks alot. middle-aged people are either the rich families or single men with no jobs who go to the beach. If your in your twenties good for you go get fucked up and laid at on the infamous bars. If your a teenager living here you might as well get high cuz there's nothing else to do.

Teen 1: Aye my native get high at the drum circle?

Teen 2: Fuck that shit the popo aint gonna take all our weed again

Teen 3: you guys gonna hit up sum shit at the beach

Teen 1: wa wrong wit you boi, fuck this im ridin to da siesta village

Teen 2: dude hes trippin

Teen 1: you wanna buy sum mids from me

Teen 2: oh sit its the cops

Teen 1: again!

by the941 March 11, 2011

siesta

the rest taken after after a full day of heavy drinking

Brian:what you got planned today then?
Euan:SIEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSTAAAAAAAAAA
Brian:a siesta is what we all need after yesterday

by euan326 October 1, 2008

ShitStain

a complete fool, jack-ass, lazy, weak, or an all around deplorable individual. someone of an incredibly poor nature only completing the minimal amount of required effort for anything, a pathetic person who looks of a unapproachable manner.

Jim is such a fat pig-boy that everything around him turns into a giant shitstain. andrew is a weak pathetic shitstain of a person. nate is such a shitstain, he left work 5 hours early and the last hour of being at work he ran a meeker lay down.

by pete paverton January 5, 2008

shitstain

1. One who is too involved with their own life to care about yours
2. One who thinks their life is more important then yours
3. One who would rather see you miserable then happy
4. One who takes joy in stripping you of your dignity, self esteam, joy (basically anything good)
5. A complete and total asshole. Beyond the realm of bastard or shithead; a shitstain is a title given to those not only showing exceptional skill in being a total prick, but taking above-average enjoyment in their low level of intellegence.

my ex is a total shitstain for hurting me the way he did and for screwing my sister.

by Angelofflight October 24, 2006

bumraping shitstabber

A homosexual, one who loves it up the arse.

Check out Elton John, he’s a bumraping shitstabber

by David Atkinsonn April 21, 2006

shitstantlies

The immediate occurance of consuming something or an situation that will give you the uncontrollable, urgent necessity to take a crap.

I ate that burrito and it gave me the shitstantlies.

shit - stant- lies (lees).

by Allyn Mac May 22, 2008

Siesta Lago

A trailer park in Kissimmee, Florida. An atmosphere where random people whistle at you like a dog. The whole place is bad news. There are carjackers, drug fiends and dealers, and horrible tuba bass lines that can be heard throughout the hood...I mean park. Most people who live there have lowered cars which scrape on all the speed bumps and can be quite hilarious to watch. The only place I can think of that is as bad as Siesta Lago is Reef Club. Basically, don't live there...and if you do, MOVE OUT!

Omg! A mini van with spinners and chameleon paint! We are def. in Siesta Lago

by mizzawesome March 5, 2011