shedazzledoo

The description of a paper, turned in to a class, which you did not work hard at all on, but received a disproportionately high grade.

"Hey Liam! How was that bullshit you turned in for your stage management class?" "SHEDAZZLEDOO!"

by Liam November 6, 2006

pubes don't shed

When someone thinks too highly of themselves. Similar to "shit don't stink".

Fuck you Mark what do you think your pubes don't shed?

by vjvraider November 3, 2008

sensual seduction

a.k.a. orgasm

As censored by individuals in the upper-tiers of radio censorship, and clarified by Snoop Dogg in the "dirty" (or, should I say "dirtier") version of the same song (of a different name, "Sexual Eruption").

"Sensual seduction - she's going to get her's before I"

by vagroaches May 9, 2008

granny schedule

the process in which a person battling a messed up sleeping pattern decides to skip 1 day of sleep in order to fall asleep by 8 p.m. and be awake by 4 a.m. Thus starting a new healthier sleeping pattern, like grannies.

Damn foo! I'm so tired, I didn't go to sleep last night because I want to go on granny schedule!

by Ben Robot July 2, 2008

Tool Shed Factory

Worse than a tool, worse than a tool box, worse than a tool shed. A tool shed factory is so awful that simply hanging out with them makes you a tool shed.

Brent:"Why did that girl just call me a tool shed? I didn't even do anything wrong!"
Ashley:"Clearly it's because you were hanging out with that tool shed factory, Mark!"
Brent:"Well, hell if I ever hang out with him again!"

by McEffinFly October 6, 2009

seduct

Combining seduction and abduction in the same act.

She licked her lips and winked at me. Before I knew it, she had thrown a net over my head; she was trying to seduct me!

by goose_on_shelf April 27, 2010

Seduction Artist

Someone who gets women to like them, not for sex, or to use them, but just to have someone that likes him. As soon as the girl likes him, the man breaks it off for a new girl.

Matt: Hey I hear that Sam was flirting with some girl for months just to break up with her when she liked him back. He must be a player
Jim: No Matt, he's a Seduction Artist

by MrFishNChips January 4, 2011