shatter pootled

The meaning of this phrase is "to be Very Tired"

Craig: Wanna do sumthing tonight?

Jade: nah. im shatter pootled

by Dead_Eric July 20, 2008

shattergasted

Very tired and exhausted from not having much sleep, and generally feeling extremely exasperated. Feeling very zonkified and like not doing any shit with that goat in Edinburgh tonight.

"I am so shattergasted, as I have barely had enough sleep last night from shagging a friendly goat"

by Dannygasted February 25, 2010

Shuttershock

Shuttershock is best daddy

i told Shuttershock he is best daddy

by (saltmaster 69) zinfar October 27, 2017

shatterball

stupid; dumb

Kathy Hernandez intentionally made a shatterball choice by bullying Daniel Onate-Miranda on purpose. Kathy got suspended for 1 tortnight.

by forehard bill July 24, 2018

Shitters

Australian slang for drunk.

A: Are you sober, mate?
B: Nah mate, I'm absolutely shitters!

by PhraseCoinerCam August 21, 2018

Shutterstuck

(ADJ) Overwhelmed by enormous yet deficient supply of a stock photo database.

"I asked Jane to browse for a picture of a surprised business guy in that new database. After two hours she said, that there's too many of them and that she is shutterstuck."

by Lobstereye March 18, 2019

sharterstarter

A food, drink, or object (basically any noun) that may have caused your intended shit or fart to become a shart, thereby having something to blame on when you took a “fart” in the middle of a routine.

Bill: Holy shit Dave! Your khakis smell like shit!

Dave: No shit Bill, I ate those carnitas two hours ago.

Bill: Anything from that ghetto food truck’s a sharterstarter, everyone at the office knows that.

Dave: Fuck off Bill.

by SharterStarter June 21, 2019