Knock A Shard Off

To take one of those really hard fast and sometimes (unfortunately) dry dumps. The only bonus to knocking a shard off is they leave the shute clean. One wipe and you are diddly done!

I sat down hoping to post a stump and ended up knocking a shard off.

Sometimes my girlfriend will run out of the room because she has to knock a shard off.

by projectmatter July 14, 2009

pop a shard

The act of inserting a piece of crystal methamphetamine into a female's anus without her consent or knowledge.

"If you want your ole lady fuck like a porn star, Pop a shard in that ass"

by teenwolf11021981 July 15, 2016

take them up the shard

After a pleasant night of cocktails at London's famous landmark, the act of subtly slinging ones member up the chocolate tunnel of temptation of your lady partener (with/without permission)

Freind 1 "what are you doing with carol next weekend"

Friend 2 "I was going to take them up the shard"

Friend 1"Sharon and I did that for our one 1 year anniversary, she couldn't walk for 3 days"

by Pepsi goblin December 10, 2017

A Moon Shaped Pool

Radiohead album released in 2016. While it's possibly their moodiest album to date, it has some of the most intricate songs the band has ever created. It reflects a very emotional, yet creative time for the band. The album includes masterpieces such as "Daydreaming", "True Love Waits" and "Present Tense". A Moon Shaped Pool is a 10/10.

As my world
Comes crashing down
I'll be dancing
Freaking out
Deaf, dumb, and blind
-"Present Tense" from A Moon Shaped Pool

by A Moon Shaped Fool December 25, 2018

sharadoes

a contraction of the name Sharada and the word does, usually uttered accidentally.

I don't like nachos, but Sharadoes.

by Colorado Sweets January 6, 2004

Shajeda

A beautiful girl that's shy yet very aggressive. She has long beautiful hair and eyes that shimmer in the sun.She has a mind of her own.Any boy would chase after her beauty and kindness.She is an intelligent and understandable person who also can help anyone in need.

Shajeda is an understandable girl who is very intelligent and pretty.

by Anonymous_2314 March 10, 2015

greta-shamed

To be called out by a child, for a perceived but non existent wrong doing.

Mrs Brown felt greta-shamed after her teenaged child shouted "how dare you ask me if I've finished my homework"!

by kapysta September 27, 2019