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Pasta Shaped Like Squidward

Bob: "The doctor just diagnosed me with Pasta Shaped Like Squidward. What the fuck does that mean?"

Lamar: "It means you have cancer in your balls."

Bob: "Fuck."
by kufye October 17, 2021
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A Moon Shaped Pool

Radiohead album released in 2016. While it's possibly their moodiest album to date, it has some of the most intricate songs the band has ever created. It reflects a very emotional, yet creative time for the band. The album includes masterpieces such as "Daydreaming", "True Love Waits" and "Present Tense". A Moon Shaped Pool is a 10/10.
As my world
Comes crashing down
I'll be dancing
Freaking out
Deaf, dumb, and blind
-"Present Tense" from A Moon Shaped Pool
by A Moon Shaped Fool December 25, 2018
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shape shifter

Someone who morphs their life to match the person they happen to be dating, i.e. adopt the same taste in music, movies, fashions, foods, mannerisms, etc.
My ex was a shape shifter. After two months, it was like I was having sex with myself.
by Dr. Kenneth Noisewater February 16, 2005
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Throwing shapes

Irish slang: acting aggressively (especially men) or someone who struts/walks in an aggressive manner
Acting aggressive - "your man was throwing shapes in the pub last night so I had to give him a few digs"
Mocking someone's walk - "state of your man - throwing shapes all over the place!" - is usually followed by an imitation of the way they walk
by Hawtry July 28, 2020
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Shape up!

Used when someone isn't doing the things he was supposed to do to achieve certain goals.
1_ - You'd better shape up if don't wanna fail that Math exam!!

2_ - Your pad is disgusting.... Shape up!!
by Douglas B March 22, 2007
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tippy-top shape

The physical condition of the White House, historic residence of the US President as described by Donald Trump in a speech Easter 2018.
"We keep it (white house) in tip top shape, sometimes we call it tippy-top shape. -Trump 4/1/18
by DontLitter May 23, 2018
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old salt in a new shaker

SAME SALT...nothings changed but the shaker.
I would be careful about believing all the new upgrades he

promises. He has been known to put old salt in a new shaker.
by talk2me-JCH2 January 9, 2023
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