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shaft knot

A herpes sore on the shaft of a penis. A friend who is just so irritating and won't go away.
Timmy is a friggin shaft knot, someone tell him to leave the party.
by MoTox345 (Tim) May 11, 2006
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dusty shaft

to cover one's dick with Cheeto dust and have somebody suck all the dust off orally
Cindy gave Jacob the dusty shaft last night.
by manwithbootinass February 23, 2009
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Rusty Shafting

The act of 'ewaning' or a 'ewan' entering from behind, thus making his 'shaft' 'rusty' or 'browned' (covered in excrement) in the process. Girls totally digg-it! However over Shafting may lead to Red Shafting! Beware!
Girl 1 - "Ewan came round last night and totally rust shafted me!"

Girl 2 - "Wow you're so lucky, did you spurt all over his ceiling?"

Girl 1 - "Course I did!"

*enter Ewan*

Ewan - "Bitches bend over and open the hatches! Im gunna rusty shaft you 'till you cough up my cock!"

Both Girls - "YAY! Thanks Ewan!"

*Rusty shafting comences*
by Paco-dude July 3, 2009
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shaft mosser

Someone who fools around with dicks.
Damn that girl is fine.
Hope she's a shaft mosser.
by Pussilia August 13, 2009
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Slip Shaft

The ability to put a condom on quickly and slip right in (vagina) with no time to waste.
Alan, I jumped in bed with Emily last night and was able to quickly slip shaft her like you would not believe.
by Thorpheus September 20, 2009
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Shaft Attack

The act of being penetrated by 2 or more penises (at once or alternating) into your rectum
I just saw a hobo getting shaft attacked!

"I just suffered a massive shaft attack last night", said Sheldon
by Roko8888 May 31, 2014
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gobble shaft

the gobbleshaft can be best defined as the act of holding the woman by the ears then proceeding to thrust repeatedly in her mouth until climax then soon after you flip her over and penetrate her asshole in one stroke hence giving her the shaft
some dude: Yo I gobble shafted the hell out of her!!
Adam likes to gobble shaft the ladies 24/7
by Kiro the mother fucka March 9, 2015
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