schmagly

a small dried crustation in the corner of your eye or mouth

I woke up with a schmagly in my eye this morning.

by Sandee May 30, 2006

schmack

- What you say to a girl when you are horny and are loving that ass.

*Girrrrrrrrrrlllllllll! You are soooooooo faw-ine! Come over here and let me schmack that ass!!! Whhaaaaaaaaat! MMM-mmm!

by FineAssFloridian May 13, 2005

schmacko

A person who tans so much they look like beef jerky.

"holy fuck, that mole needs to get out of the sun. she looks like a schmacko"

by dooooooooooooooood. April 28, 2009

wackity schmackity doo

Said after a very corny, very unfunny joke. Derived from the old Vaudeville comedy acts in which almost every one liner was punctuated by a musical jingle. Usually played on the piano by a portly man with bright red cherub-like cheeks.

Man in Auschwitz Camp: "I haven't seen this many ribs since I was at Tony Roma's!"

<i>wackity schmackity doo!</i>

by TattooZoo January 4, 2009

Scamazon

Ordering an item on Amazon and claiming it never arrived to your home which results in a refund and you can keep the item.

How'd you get that grinder?

I scamazoned it.

by qt0xy April 27, 2019

Kappa Schmagma

A nick name given to a particular group of fraternity brothers who resemble large quantities of schmagma based on their behavior and general male debauchery.

Wow, the Kappa Schmagmas are really just dicks sometimes. They best fix their face before I throw hands.

by naughty chick May 13, 2008

Schmadrick

A stupid person, usually one who you would love to beat the shit out of, but you just don't feel that he or she is owrth it.

"This kid pisses me off, He is a real Schmadrick. I want to beat the crap out of him, but he's not worth my time."

by T-One August 3, 2007