shitching

The act of eating your on feces on an ass hole that you just fucked

"This was so good that I'll shit on your ass and eat all!"
"Oh totally! shitching is the bomb"

by broshitching May 18, 2016

Switching hats

When you switch hats, it means your changing sexual preference.

"Are you switching hats?"

by #malt December 10, 2016

screeching scrotum

when you scratch you balls too much and it causes then to be rubbed raw

last night after masterbating i scratched my balls so much i had a screeching scrotum

by robert The Dood October 23, 2017

Scotching

An obscure fetish involving temporary body modifications using transparent package tape. ( i. e. Scotch tape)

"she's really into scotching, two roles of scotch tape and I can't tell who I'm with"

by Feralphil September 16, 2018

Stretching Canvas

The unique art of stretching a guy’s scrotum over a woman’s face.

Me and my lady had fun last night. After we banged, I spread my ball sack over every inch of her face. It felt just like Stretching Canvas.

by Amishdong28 February 3, 2019

stretching the truth

Refers to the enormous sideways "expanding" of the "honesty line" (i.e., the "straight 'n' narrow" ink-trace that is drawn when the subject is not lying) that occurs whenever Hap Shaughnessy takes a polygraph test while reciting one of his grandiose tales of phenomenal past accomplishments/escapades.

When his fellow villagers disgustedly waved off his amazing tales of howling adventures and intrigue during his trip as an ambassador, Will Rogers indignantly snorted that he hoped that a building would fall in on him if he'd "padded the facts" at all about his recent political adventures, and a huge brick chimney immediately did collapse and shower him with bricks and powdery mortar-dust (he wasn't hurt -- no worries). Kind of a crude and "extreme" polygraph-device, but it did indeed show that Will had evidently been stretching the truth somewhat.

by QuacksO April 16, 2019

Screeching

Most effective sound to make when you stub your toe.

Me: *walks around the kitchen island, slamming my foot straight into the leg of the metal stool
Also me: SCREECH

Mom: there she goes again, screeching at her foot

by GreyBlueSkxs May 28, 2020