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Scotch Candyland

1. A Scam, False Promise, or Major Disappointment.

2. A form of trickery where the perpetrator keeps their promise on a technicality but the end result obviously doesn't match reasonable expectations.

Based on 2024 incident in Glasgow Scotland where families had purchased tickets to enter an "immersive Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory exhibit" and were then handed a few jellybeans and told to walk through a sparsely and cheaply decorated warehouse.
"Now she's not answering her phone. I'm afraid she has taken you to Scotch Candyland."
"He told me his name was Steven and you his name was Bob... And now you find out that he has children in another country? What kind of Scotch Candyland is this!? "
by FLSqueezed February 27, 2024
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Scotch fanny

1. A vagina or vagina owner who is angry but optimistic; a fanny half-full.

2. The peaty smell of a vagina the morning after a night of drinking whiskey.
Scrap was not surprised to wake up to a scotch fanny.
by Chotello January 12, 2019
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Scotch Marks

by FionaaP October 28, 2009
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Scotched

When you smoke a pipe and have a charge!
I’ve smoked that much puff, I feel scotched!
by Scotchtape123 June 3, 2020
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Scotch

when your a full blown fucking retard and decide to rip off, set up, rought anyone type of shit you will be scotched.

A man who is already allocated the job ...the 7foot big motherfuckin scary psycotic will drug, kidnap, and rape the fuck out of you aka ...a man and upon waking MAJORITY LIKE 99.9% OF THE TIME. this is the most de-masculating fuckin thing ever and if you fuck up enough in the game i swear to god mothefruckers will get you.

hilarious as it is not many are heard about after that...
"Fuck that cunt he owes 10s of thousands and wants to fuckin brag about a big wad of cash, scotch him"
"have you spoken to gary lately? nah heard that motherfucker was scotched"
by Harmony Mills October 19, 2022
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Scotch Bidet

The art of washing ones rectum with the shower head after dropping the kids off at the pool.1
There was no toilet paper left in the shop so I've had to resort to using the Scotch Bidet
by Bigcid March 21, 2020
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Carolina Hop-Scotch

When eating a girl out in missionary style, you switch from anus to vagina constantly until completion.
Baby can u give me the Carolina Hop-Scotch tonight?
by Carolina_hopscotch_inventor December 13, 2025
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