Store scooter

A convince that most stores have, but is abused by fat lazy people’s whos ass cheeks hang off both sides of the chair.

I’m sorry elderly lady there are no more store scooters, big Bertha over there is using it to drag her ass around the store.

by Post rosaries March 1, 2019

mobesity scooter

A mobility scooter being ridden by a person of an obese nature, that looks like it's struggling to move.

Look at that chunker avoiding exercise by using a mobesity scooter

by Moist Trucker November 21, 2022

Scooter head

Fricken swag asf

Person 1:Yo he’s a fucking scooter head
Person 2: exactly

by Epikgamer08 April 15, 2021

scooter fag

a 12/13 year old boy who lives at the skatepark, acts similar to an eshay and is probably one of “the boys”

Johnny: “I’ve been practicing on my scooter lately.”
Ben: “Scooter fag.”

by mjlowden296 October 18, 2020

scooter girl

that cute blonde girl at case who wears short skirts and rides a pink scooter to class

"hey scooter girl! where's your scooter?"

by shakespeir May 9, 2008

Dirty Scooter

1 shot of whiskey
1 shot of Jägermeister
Red Bull

Take a shot of whiskey and chase it with a jägerbomb.

Those Dirty Scooters got me so fucked up last night

by Junior1 November 30, 2008

Rascal Scooter

3 Steps Down: A girl that is so ugly, most of the time you can't even tell if she's a girl. The bottom of the barrel.
Two worse then a razor scooter.
One worse then a bike without a seat.
Coming from the idea that you don't want to ride a rascal unless you HAVE to.
Short Term: Rascal

"Oh god, is that...."
"Jesus! Thats a RASCAL SCOOTER"

by robinall March 24, 2007