p'scuse me

Excuse me....

P'Scuse me. Can you tell me where you keep your honey baked ham?

by Anonymous November 15, 2002

scouse african

a little thieving scally who for the purposes of glory and trying to evade shame desperately tries to claim he is from south africa, when truly he is a dirty little unwashed rat who originates from a skip outside goodison park.this unfortunate little cunt was raised by wolves, resulting in him not being able to socialise with humans and having outrageously excessive leg hair growth.

that cunts a little socuse african
thieving little scouse african
some scouse african's robbed my shoes
wales is a cunt

by matt rumsey March 2, 2008

scouse eyelash

another name for pubic hair. so called as pubic hair is curly, as is the hair of scousers.

i had a scouse eyelash trapped in my teeth after eating out my girlfriend because the bitch hadnt shaved her pussy.

by mofo69 November 10, 2004

scouse eyelash

A PUBE, curly and long. a sluts eyelash

her scouse eyelashes were long and full of fanny nuggets

by mike November 10, 2004

Plastic scouser

A wannabe scouser that usually has thick black eyebrows to cover her massive forehead. She will usually smoke with her one friend outside Aldi to try and ‘look hard’ they tend to have bad commitment issues and get ‘pissed’ off when they don’t get what they want

Omg have you see her eyebrows she must be a plastic scouser

by R1ley January 9, 2019

scouser

people from liverpool. A scouser is usually very nice and welcoming

I'm a scouser and im proud of it

by MrPlastikman November 19, 2016

Scouserist

Basically the best people from in and around Liverpool

Wow look at them sheep hunters over there they are the scouserist sheep hunter ive ever seen

by LEWIEDDY2K11 May 13, 2011