by Andrew Forcienal November 8, 2019
Get the scatterbitched mug.uncontrollable explosive vomit, getting so off the wall shit faced drunk that you can no longer aim your vomit which causes it to scatter all over in the general direction of your target which is usually a toilet or in some very poor cases the bar floor. The scatters are usually found in the bigger cesspools of the world such as bourbon street, broadway, or the sunset strip.
Dude how are you feeling? Man not great but not just awful. Dude go look in the bathroom you caught the scatters last night and now moms spaghetti and cheap bourbon whiskey are all over the place!!!!
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When you ejaculate so hard it hits the ceiling fan so it coats the ceiling and the walls making them look like they just had a fresh coat of paint
sorry about the scatter and splatter mess in your daughter's room Mr/Missis Smith we got a little carried away but hey at least you don't have to repaint her room this weekend
by GoblinSlayer95 June 17, 2020
Get the Scatter and splatter mug.Being broken into so many pieces it's impossible to be put back together. Your just broken. The silence on the outside fights with the noise in your head that you can't stop hearing because it's always there. Always torturing you piece by piece until there is no more of you left to be broken...shattered. The answer is not self love, the answer is not love from your peers in order to love yourself, the answer is to comply with the noise and become one in a kind gesture of an alliance. To be calm is to settle the noise, to make the quiet seep through the cracks of the overwhelming thoughts you drown yourself in. To say "I know your hurting, I am too" to say "I hear you, I see you, I FEEL you" is the true answer to quiet the noise. To be one with yourself is to heal. You need to heal and you will. Take those shattered pieces and don't let them go, because you know that together they make you, even if they are not together at the moment.
Person 1: "I'm feeling-"
Person 2: "sad?"
Person 1: "worse"
Person 2: "...broken?"
Person 1: "even worse"
Person 2: ".........shattered?"
Person 1: "yes...exactly..."
Person 2: "sad?"
Person 1: "worse"
Person 2: "...broken?"
Person 1: "even worse"
Person 2: ".........shattered?"
Person 1: "yes...exactly..."
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I meant to go-to class today but it was on another day. I fleeked on the sentence. - Scatter Flatter
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Scooter most of the time someone who has no job so essentially has no life
Scooter most of the time someone who has no job so essentially has no life
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