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Dirty Crumple Sasquatch

When a man shaves his and his partner's pubic hair, glues it to his penis and has sex with the now hairy penis.
Bob tried to do a Dirty Crumple Sasquatch with his girlfriend last night. They aren't together now.
by KRock789 October 20, 2014
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Sasquatch

Sasquatch: Totally "Sasquatch" meaning "cool" or better than "cool"

..Saying "cool" is un-Saquatch of you...
" you spilled my drink buddy .. Way un-Sasquatch"
by UnkleMike1985 April 7, 2009
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Sasquatch Boner Sucking Face

One who is a total douche bag, tool, or asshole. It can also be used as a term with your friends to piss one off.
Richard: "You're a total sasquatch boner sucking face!"

Jamal: "You're a dick" *starts crying*
by NipplesMcGee June 30, 2009
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sasquatch school of beast masters

when a person is seen on the street that is so fat people assume that all fat people must go to the same school
megan was about 170 lbs at the tender age of 13, she must have been attending the sasquatch school of beast masters
by Holly Matronic May 29, 2007
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Oregon Sasquatch Porta Potty Slurpee

When you're on a hike and stop to drain your main vain at the public porta-potty and get a wild hankerin' to spooge, so you MacGyver a flesh-light using your water bottle and collapsible silicone dog bowl. Later you stop at Taco Bell for a chalupa and Baja Blast that you put in your water bottle to make a Jizz Slurpee a Jizzlurpee.
Calvin loves hiking and sharing his Oregon Sasquatch Porta Potty Slurpee with all his friends.
by kat.ass.trophic_failure March 2, 2022
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Sasquatch creampie

When your girlfriend doesn’t shave her asshole so you creampie her then make her fart which resembles a Sasquatch yelling
My girlfriend didn’t shave last week so I gave her a Sasquatch creampie
by Caulknballs November 25, 2024
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Sasquatch ass

When someone has a hairy asshole, cheeks, or both.
Omfg shrek has Sasquatch ass !
by Petedavidsonisdaddy August 31, 2021
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