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internet sarcasm by Xylemicarious January 9, 2009
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Failure to Spot Sarcasm Alert
When someone responds to a sarcastic comment with seriousness and makes a fool of themelves, this is what you tell them.
(Bald midget prostitute walks by)
Dave: Wow, that bird was absolutely smoking! Man I'd bang her.
Tony: What? You're a brain dead moron with no taste in women!
Jim: Umm, Tony... Failure to Spot Sarcasm Alert.
Dave: Wow, that bird was absolutely smoking! Man I'd bang her.
Tony: What? You're a brain dead moron with no taste in women!
Jim: Umm, Tony... Failure to Spot Sarcasm Alert.
Failure to Spot Sarcasm Alert by Sketchead October 24, 2009
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Grasshopper Sarcasm
When in conversation, person A says something that person B knows is sarcastic but cannot detect the sarcasm in person A's voice. Derives from when a grasshopper is in the grass and you know it is there but you cannot see it.
After Steve has had a mild day of work/school mainly consisting of fooling around.
Steve: "Today was really tiring, I had loads to do"
Alan: "Really? Or is that just grasshopper sarcasm?"
Steve: "Today was really tiring, I had loads to do"
Alan: "Really? Or is that just grasshopper sarcasm?"
Grasshopper Sarcasm by Monsieur Monsieur October 11, 2013
Sgt. Sarcasm
A name for someone who throws sarcastic insults towards you. A really good comeback if someone calls you the infamous "Captain Obvious".
Dude 1: "The grass is green."
Dude 2: "Thank you, Captain Obvious."
Dude 1: "My pleasure, Sgt. Sarcasm!"
Dude 2: "Thank you, Captain Obvious."
Dude 1: "My pleasure, Sgt. Sarcasm!"
Sgt. Sarcasm by blackjack March 10, 2005
soft sarcasm
I love how Morgan Webb uses soft sarcasm to bash crappy and/or average games on X - Play.
"This game would be much better if had more kittens to hide its obvious negative nuances."
"This game would be much better if had more kittens to hide its obvious negative nuances."
soft sarcasm by JayRomieO June 15, 2005
meta-sarcasm
Person #1: "Hey are you being sarcastic?" said in non-sarcastic voice.
Person #2: "No, I'm not being sarcastic," said in sarcastic voice.
Person #1: "Wait, are you using meta-sarcasm?" non-sarcastic.
Person #2: "Yes," said in sarcastic voice.
Person #2: "No, I'm not being sarcastic," said in sarcastic voice.
Person #1: "Wait, are you using meta-sarcasm?" non-sarcastic.
Person #2: "Yes," said in sarcastic voice.
meta-sarcasm by Captain Potassium June 15, 2009
quantum sarcasm
When a person is either being sarcastic, albeit very dryly, or being serious and the person they are talking to can not tell whether or not they are being sarcastic or serious. They could be simultaneously serious or sarcastic at the exact same moment in time, thus quantum sarcasm.
Guy takes another man's sandwich and the man whose sandwich has been taken says "Go ahead and take it." in an inflected voice and direct stare. An uncomfortable moment passes because the man who took sandwich is now not sure of whether the other man is serious or is sarcastically remarking on the situation. Thus quantum sarcasm because sarcasm or seriousness are both equally valid options at the moment.
quantum sarcasm by joshfromriverside March 13, 2012