by RedFinger221 March 12, 2022
Get the Saint Qiurduemug. An absolute legend. Saint Ethan (pronounced Eth-un, not Ee-thun, a common mistake) is well known for trolling those who think their shit doesn't stink. The antithesis of those individuals who assume the worst of anyone who doesn't share their own backward views.
I saw the funniest exchange online today. Some hater was being a complete asshat and didn't realise who they were up against. Saint Ethan debased that mo'fo' in seconds, and shut them right up. It was hilarious. I love that guy!
by FrankenDanny September 3, 2020
Get the Saint Ethanmug. An early Christian saint and martyr (died c. 288). The Roman emperor Diocletian had Sebastian shot full of arrows. When this failed to kill him, and he continued to be critical of Diocletian, the emperor had him clubbed to death.
EXAMPLE:
' Mary Alice was smiling at a picture of Saint Sebastian, by the Spanish painter El Greco . . . Saint Sebastian was a Roman soldier who had lived seventeen hundred years before . . . He had secretly become a Christian when Christianity was against the law.
' And somebody squealed on him. The Emperor Diocletian had him shot by archers. The picture Mary Alice smiled at with such uncritical bliss showed a human being who was so full of arrows that he looked like a porcupine.
'Something almost nobody knew about Saint Sebastian, incidentally, since painters liked to put so many arrows into him, was that he survived the incident. He actually got well.
' He walked about Rome praising Christianity and bad-mouthing the Emperor, so he was sentenced to death a second time. He was beaten to death by rods.
' And so on. '
--- 1973. KURT VONNEGUT. "Breakfast of Champions, or, Goodbye Blue Monday." Chapter 19 (Pages 217 - 218).
' Mary Alice was smiling at a picture of Saint Sebastian, by the Spanish painter El Greco . . . Saint Sebastian was a Roman soldier who had lived seventeen hundred years before . . . He had secretly become a Christian when Christianity was against the law.
' And somebody squealed on him. The Emperor Diocletian had him shot by archers. The picture Mary Alice smiled at with such uncritical bliss showed a human being who was so full of arrows that he looked like a porcupine.
'Something almost nobody knew about Saint Sebastian, incidentally, since painters liked to put so many arrows into him, was that he survived the incident. He actually got well.
' He walked about Rome praising Christianity and bad-mouthing the Emperor, so he was sentenced to death a second time. He was beaten to death by rods.
' And so on. '
--- 1973. KURT VONNEGUT. "Breakfast of Champions, or, Goodbye Blue Monday." Chapter 19 (Pages 217 - 218).
by Dinkum February 27, 2014
Get the Saint Sebastianmug. What Anthony Fauci is not
by Sexydimma January 29, 2022
Get the Saint Faucimug. St. Cloud, Minnesota is just another dreary little town no one cares about that just happens to be infested with Muslims. Half the kids in the schools here are Muslim. And they walk around acting like they are better than everyone. The other half thinks they own everything so they walk around like they have corn chips shoved up their butts. They like to pretend they’re rich and perfect and that maybe their lives will go somewhere, when really they’re just as plain and middleclass as the rest of us.
by Ema Jay July 31, 2009
Get the Saint Cloudmug. The few, the proud, the potheads. Dimebag saints are the people who are so completely baked that they keep attempting to offer you at least ten bucks of free weed. Whether or not you decide to take it, they are still some of the most badass people, ever. If you are so lucky as to run into a Dimebag Saint, immidiately tell all your friends.
Nico: DUDE!!! That random hobo dude just offered me some free weed!
Connor: JESUS!! Dimebag saint, man. Did you take any?
Nico: No...I was too nervous.
*Connor slaps Nico in the face*
Connor: JESUS!! Dimebag saint, man. Did you take any?
Nico: No...I was too nervous.
*Connor slaps Nico in the face*
by IAmThe Lolrus February 26, 2009
Get the Dimebag saintmug. saint teresas aka wana-beslags, were discovered early last year. they are fine at first but then as you get to know them they become
-irritating
-immature
-and giggle to much.
-irritating
-immature
-and giggle to much.
by sheezy June 9, 2004
Get the Saint teresasmug.