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dick sympathy

Same as penis sympathy.
It's a scene where a man sympathizes the pain another man has felt on their dick.
Mac: Hey look, a guy's trying to grind that long rail.
Denis: He's grinding...grinding...OH SHIT HE FELL AND HIT HIS DICK RIGHT ON!
Larq: Oooh! *feels dick sympathy* I ain't gona be able to have sex for couple of days after seeing that.
by EnlarqueIl EnGrotesque December 4, 2007
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Pregnancy Sympathy Syndrome

When spending a lot of time around a pregnant woman, you start to develop some of the same symptoms without actually being pregnant-- specifically food cravings.

Alternatively, when the pregnant friend feels unmotivated and lazy, you share her lack of motivation.
Preggo friend: I'm craving a tub of Duncan Hines icing...
Non-preggo friend: Oh man, me too! We should totally go to the grocery store and buy some!
Preggo friend: You're such a good friend for not making me feel alone.
Non-preggo friend: It's just the Pregnancy Sympathy Syndrome talking... where's the freezer aisle?

(Return from grocery store with funfetti cake mix, 2 tubs of Duncan Hines icing, and black cherry vanilla ice cream)
by gdbl3k August 31, 2011
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Shit Sympathy

Pity; shitty sympathy that shouldn't be taken as real sympathy.
Dude, you don't even deserve my shit sympathy!
by SydTheNot-SoCoolKid April 23, 2018
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Blind Sympathy

Unconditional and Irrational sympathy towards others.

Think of it as positive discrimination, instead of oppressing for example a group, you feel pity for them and irrationally justify their heinous actions by for example pushing the mistakes of that group onto a someone else, just because they are that group.
self-righteous prick: maan the black communities around the world are so oppressed, why is the world like this?

normal person: shut the fuck up they aren't oppressed we aren't in the 1900's anymore

self-righteous prick: you're racist!
normal person: Blind sympathy looking ass

self-righteous prick1: Why can't you just let people express themselves, safe spaces are important especially for the lgbt+ community
person48: ok I'm just gonna set my pronouns to ta/ble, say I'm a fucking penguin and run around naked on the streets as if I had a brain tumor.
self-righteous prick: That's homophobic! you have to respect people's choices!
person48: I don't.
by PedlorT October 20, 2021
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Crotch Sympathy

The squirming and "oh shit/snap/damn/etc" moan from any individual or group, verbally or in thought, when viewing an instance of one's groin area being subjected to physical pain, or hearing of a story describing such an instance.

Usually applies to hearing or viewing stories describing your same gender, but can also be universal.
"Dude, did you hear what happened to James at Bogart's yesterday?"
"Naw, fill us in bro"
"He decided to start crowd surfing, and as he did some asshole punched him in the 'nads"
Everyone: "OH DAAYUUUMMM!"- as they cross their legs, bend over as if to protect their crotch, squint their eyes
"I have nothing but crotch sympathy for James right now..."
by duodsg October 21, 2008
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false sympathy

When people act like they care about you and what you're going through when in reality, they don't really give a single fuck.
P1: I'm always here for you.
P2: I don't need your false sympathy!
P1: Then okay. Goodbye bitch.
by crisairam June 19, 2016
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vagina sympathy

Vagina sympathy is to females what penis sympathy is to males. It hurts our kittycats to hear about damaged kittycats.
Males may crumble at the thought of a soccer ball in the groin, but imagine what females are going through when hearing a sentence combining maternity wards and poultry scissors.
I'll disappear in the corner in pure vagina sympathy the day a friend gives birth to a baby in the same room.
by Unna L. Wildt December 5, 2007
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