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Log swap

The act of putting a hollow tube in your asshole and shitting into someone else's asshole
I need to take a log swap. Would anyone care to help me?
by Master Of Juice Taylor June 19, 2018
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Log Swapping

Log Swapping is a display of dominance, trust and ultimate connection between two people or more.

It involves (a) shitter(s) and shittee(s). The shittee stretches the waist band of their clothing and underwear, allowing access for the shitter to bend down and excrete their feces inside the shittee's underwear. After the feces has been evacuated from the shitter, the shittee lets go off their waist band and allows the shit to snap into their backside and smoosh into all crevices. Experienced shittees will know how to let the log drip through their underwear and down their legs, the technique is a secretive form of knowledge passed down by the elders of Log Swapping groups.

After the practice, it is quite common, to have rough, shower, anal sex, so the shittee fully experiences the log of their lover squelching, smooshing, rubbing and dripping inside of them. It also helps to clean out the feces after the banging hot anal sex.

More experienced Log Swappers will know the shower part is an essential part of the connection, but also know that to leave a bit of feces inside, so that others may know the shittee belongs to the shitter, as it is an act of dominate ownership.

There are a number of Log Swapping groups in most countries, they usually like to do it in takeout bathrooms after sharing a large meal together, usually with lots of beans and spicy foods; taco bell is a popular location.
Person A: "Dude, I just joined a Log Swapping group, last night was the most spiritual and connecting experience of a life time, you should totally try it."

Person B: "Wait what? What is Log Swapping?"

Person A: "It's the ultimate form of

asserting dominance and becoming one with another person."

Person B: "Wow, that sounds amazing, I would love to try."

Person A: "You should join this weekend at Taco Bell, the meals on me, then after being in the Taco Bell bathroom, we're going to the public pool down the road. Make sure to wear light coloured skinny jeans, preferably white or light pink, so we know you're a Log Swapper as it's a discrete way of communicating it, as well as enjoyed during the session."

Person B: "Dude, this sounds really obscure."

Person A: "Do you trust me?"

Person B: "Always"

Person A: "Then be my little shittee tonight~"

Person B: "Yes Daddy~"
by ACertainEngineer November 27, 2022
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swamp swap

To trade something (typically a meaty engorged gator bait stick for a swampy gator snatch) for something else whether it be another object, money or something else. Also see gator swap meet.

Often a less than hygienic person that lives in Florida with low morals and of poor character, whom will do any sexual act ,steal, lie, etc. for gator snatch, with a preference of swampy smelly gator poutang.
Dean be salty he missed dat sweaty swamp swap last night, there was some mad ass gator poon tang going around.
by DatBitchRightHere November 7, 2022
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Hoodie Swap

When two or more people. (Usually a romantic couple) Trade hoodies for an undetermined amout of time.
Chrissy and I did a hoodie swap last week! Gonna need to do it again soon cause it doesn't smell like her anymore.
by Cheesygirk October 10, 2020
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meat swap

when two gals get bored of their sexual partners and swap for a night
rachel and erika got bored of their regular hookups and decided to shake things up this weekend with a meat swap
by abledick April 27, 2019
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swapping stinks

She wouldn't be getting divorced, if she hadn't been SWAPPING STINKS with her assistant.
by LTMoney April 7, 2009
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Urine Swap

The act of urinating inside your partners vagina while she's simultaneously urinating on your penis
Jake and his girl pissed on each other's genitals last night completing a Urine Swap
by JonMang September 13, 2015
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