Stiff Nips

A man (or woman) who is in love with memes. Stiff nips will never get a date, because he/her is always on a date with memes. A stiff Nips normally has a bowl cut and goes to public school.

That Stiff Nips made it into algebra?

I can't believe it either.

by phenomenonn March 12, 2017

stiff toe

Making the big toe stiff and jabbing into some body else, preferably on a pressure point

If i ever got attacked, i'd stiff toe him/her right in the groin.

by FACKITsDiana May 5, 2016

stiff wood

When your morning wood hard tho

me "looks at pants"

Ah iv got the morning stiff / stiff wood

by stiffwood November 4, 2019

Down with the stiffness

Dead.

"That hobo is down with the stiffness."

by ChanceD February 17, 2021

Stiff Glizzy

A Stiff Glizzy occurs when sexual interactions occur between two men to often and the penis becomes unuseable.

G-d dammit I have a stiff glizzy.

by Daddy time April 1, 2021

stiff Rickys

Trains

“Whether you call them trains, choo-choos, snake monsters, stiff Rickys, ground yachts, or chugga chuggas, these traveling death traps indeed touch all of our lives.”

by bing bing bong rabo April 8, 2021

Stiff Cactus

A very slow person

Josh says he gets his weed in the mail. He is such a Stiff Cactus

by Efy17xx March 4, 2011