Insert banana into selected partner’s anus, peel banana to resemble starfish. Eat the banana out of anus only using mouth. Then ram the banana peel into partner’s rectum using penis. Therefore creating a chocolate banana starfish.
Side note: high levels of potassium in banana will reduce chances of cramping during prolonged sexual session.
Side note: high levels of potassium in banana will reduce chances of cramping during prolonged sexual session.
by Professor potassium October 06, 2017
A starfish bite is when your starfish bites on your under garments and leaves a brown bite mark, on average these are the size of a 5p but this can depend on the size of the starfish.
A starfish bite shouldn't be confused with a skid mark.
A starfish bite isn't fatal.
A starfish bite shouldn't be confused with a skid mark.
A starfish bite isn't fatal.
by lozzyc February 19, 2017
to have a very itchy anal passage (close examination reveals that your anal area is not unlike a starfish)hence
f*@k i have a very itchy starfish
by john scotland June 11, 2008
A chocolate starfish refers to ones Anus. If you were to bend over, and look into a mirror you anus would appear to be in a brown, starfish shape.
by Programmer01 January 06, 2008
1. an asshole
2. Patrick, a character from the show Spongebob Squarepants that lives in Bikini Bottom and wears green and blue swim trunks on a regular basis. (Highly suspect connection to definition number one... maybe a joke being played on parents who let their kids watch this show?)
2. Patrick, a character from the show Spongebob Squarepants that lives in Bikini Bottom and wears green and blue swim trunks on a regular basis. (Highly suspect connection to definition number one... maybe a joke being played on parents who let their kids watch this show?)
Patrick is a pink starfish.
by Boonopolis April 26, 2005
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by Marty Choad June 09, 2005