vatican postage stamps

Toilet paper!

Please see Vatican Fan Mail.

Example 1:
Hey, are there any more rolls of Vatican Postage Stamps left in the upstairs bathroom?

Example 2:
Whatever I ate gave me the shits bad. I went through a whole roll of Vatican Postage Stamps already and I still ain't done!

Example 3:
Last night some fractious youths covered Melissa's house with Vatican Postage Stamps. Her parents were not happy.

by Fractious1 November 28, 2017

chicken mail stamps

Mail stamps originally originated from the small land mass know as English. The first homo sapien to use these sticky pieces of technology was a man by the name of Dr J.Murdoch. Dr Murdoch sat in his chair wondering what to do with this pieces of paper. Dr Murdoch decided they would be good to put on those envelope things. So he slapped one on a envelope. Dr Murdoch instantly thought it looked sick. So he started printing a heap of them. When they were finished printing he sat down to have his dinner, which was Chicken soup (prepared by his lovely wife). While he was eating he admired his stamps. Then he dropped then all I his soup on accident. He quickly scooped them out and let them dry. He sniffed them and they smelled like chicken. He liked it and decided that he'd do it to all his stamps from now on. And that's why all the mail stamps now smell like chicken.

Mmm chicken mail stamps smell good

by Hazza_P December 23, 2020

Fishing for stamps

Fishing for stamps is slang for living off of government welfare, in Canada's eastern provinces, fisherman fish for four months of the year, and for the other eight months, they live off welfare because they don't know how to provide for their families otherwise.

Now that lobster season was over Bill and John would be fishing for stamps to provide income for their families

by Fake Jerk El September 30, 2022

Buying Lobster With Food Stamps

A phrase used to describe someone who's being a colossal dumbfuck. Mostly just used as a degrading insult. Is much more effective against black people.

References retards who go to the grocery store to buy lobster with food stamps, thinking they're bougie as fuck.

Bro, how the fuck are you dying so much in this game, you can't be buying lobster with food stamps.

by Tom Cruise Dawg December 27, 2023

Keep working and shut that guy up or we'll turn off the food stamps

That's what the shutdown is really about.

Hym "It's a thinly veiled threat to the populous. 'Keep working and shut that guy up or we'll turn off the food stamps' that's what this is right here."

by Hym Iam November 11, 2025