sphincter recoil

Rebound effect caused by the rapid, involuntary puckering of the sphincter, reversing the forward momentum of an advancing turd perceived to be a fart

TODD: What is that sick look on your face? Is that panic or relief?
ME: Both bro. Sphincter recoil saved the day!

by OneStarGator July 19, 2017

sphincter nipple

a nipple who's movement that you can control so much that some people have been known tot tie shoe laces with them

that brother has the biggest sphincter nipple son, i saw him pouring sprite for everyone at the party last night

by dragonslayer1111 January 15, 2003

sphincter sprinkler

The process by which ejaculate is sprayed/ sprinkled by a penis onto an asshole.

That homo is a prime example of a sphincter sprinkler.

by J April 28, 2003

Airing Out The Sphincter

To fart.

Dave: "Christ Bob what's that smell?"
Bob: "Oh that. I was just airing out the sphincter."

by djandym January 2, 2015

a sphincter says what

Something you say to someone quickly causing them to say "what?" and then you go "haha you said what so you're a sphincter!"

Teh example is covered above darling

by One Eyed Milkman July 10, 2004

Burning Sphincter Bombs

when you take a crap and it sprays and burns so bad from too much hot and spicy food and still burns after your done wiping

ow! My ass is on fire! damn those Burning Sphincter Bombs!!

by jordiea January 22, 2011

Sphincter Pinger

The act of "sending the packet" to ones sphincter. Think of common networking terms when thinking of this definition.

My wife called me a sphincter pinger when I tried to bone her booty.

by Jarod c October 11, 2005