A female companion of a smurd, likely to produce halfbloods once they breed. One may inherit the title of smurdess though the acts of; marrige, dating, Sucking A Smurds Dick, etc. Once any of the previously stated acts are performed, the girl immediatly contracts the highly contagious smurd disease, and earns her title of smurdess.
Caleb: So... courtney, do you wanna suck my cho...i mean dick?!
Courtney(smurdess): Sure...I'll suck anyone's dick!
Caleb: OK!
Zzzzzip
Caleb: Ahh yaa, suck it!!
Courtney(smurdess): Sure...I'll suck anyone's dick!
Caleb: OK!
Zzzzzip
Caleb: Ahh yaa, suck it!!
by Mista Milla October 11, 2007
Get the smurdess mug.Originated from the punk/metal scene. Slurred Edge is the philosophy that life is too short to spend it doing activities you hate or living by a moral code defined by someone else; that people should engage in activities that make them happy. This may mean drinking until you throw up, eating meat, smoking, going to work hungover, staying out all night, being promiscuous, causing mischief or any other activity, these are the uncondemnable choices of the individual.
Slurred Edge is a movement in assertive response to the Straight Edge movement wherein people disrespect others who's lifestyle choices conflict with their own. The movement is represented by the Infinity symbol and many followers of the Slurred Edge movement are often seen with this symbol tattooed somewhere on their person.
Slurred Edge is a movement in assertive response to the Straight Edge movement wherein people disrespect others who's lifestyle choices conflict with their own. The movement is represented by the Infinity symbol and many followers of the Slurred Edge movement are often seen with this symbol tattooed somewhere on their person.
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Get the Slurred Edge mug.Engrish derivative of the word "small", to be followed by "nap": i.e., "I'm going to take a small nap." When used alone, depending on the context, can mean either "nap", "napping", or "tired".
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