smooth spoon

Spooning when too drunk to get hard

He could only smooth spooned me after too many whisky drinks

by Meyerd3 January 9, 2015

smooth eternity

lasting a very long time, used especially when something is boring

This lecture is so boring, we have only been here 8 minutes and it feels like we have been here for a smooth eternity.

by cpgrad00 April 27, 2006

smooth reentry

1) A man who, after spending an extended period of time in a long term relationship, effectively participates in the modern dating scene without undo difficulties.

2) A space vessel entering the atmosphere with only a moderate amount of turbulence.

Bubba: Dude! Check out the arm candy on Bob! How'd he manage that? That guy hasn't dated since Bruce Willis had hair!

Jack: I see bro. That's a smooth reentry right there.

by Smooth Reentry March 7, 2013

Smooth honeys

A groupe of extremely good looking girls.

Jhon is wheeling some smooth honeys.

by The know October 29, 2014

Smooth Tunnel

Smooth tunnel meaning a smooth vaginal experience usually a word used after satisfying entercourse. Or could be used to describe the vagina itself.

“Hey Jessica, I stuck a breadstick up my smooth tunnel!”

by Smooth tunnel December 17, 2018

Smooth Cougar

My mom, apparently.

Khufu called my mom a smooth cougar.

by Honeycutt October 6, 2016

Smooth R

The perfect human being who has no issues achieving anything in life. He is better in every way that the average lightskin. the j star is no match for him.

smooth R is just that guy

by Tafrock360 December 17, 2019