smattering of nuns

A smattering of nuns is very similar to a murder of crows, except most of the nuns aren't birds.

"After the zombocalypse, a smattering of nuns engaged in a light popegasm." - Tim Defrag

by Jeebus McChrist April 20, 2006

smatter

This is a word that with two meaning first as a compound word it translates into the question "What is the matter ?" or " Is there a problem ? "
The being the ejected substance of a of a wet fart.

{Definitions #1}

:Hey... What smatter ? You don't look so good.

{Definition #2}

: Oh no ! That not good ! I just farted and got smatter on my underware !

by critter getter September 27, 2009

Smutton

Being totally smitten with someone, but in a strictly sexual way. Instead of feeling intense feelings of love, you are overcome with extreme horniness.

I am totally smutton for Jake. I mean, he seems like an okay guy, but really I just want to fuck the living shit out of him!

by shredqueen June 7, 2010

Smotton

A desperate need to drink, or a drink itself which is needed usually after getting ridiculously stoned or mashed off marijuana.

Derives from the word 'Cotton' as in 'Cotton Mouth' which is when the tongue actually begins to turn a dull white because of dehydration.

'Mate heres the money go into the shop and get me a can of smotton'

by Paddy Jones November 28, 2007

Smittybatter

The dried crusty residue around the anal cavity of a porn star, left from the last sexual encounter.

I could smell her Smittybatter from a mile away.

by The Smittyfingered family February 28, 2009

Smittyjam

When your partner oozes after smittyfingering

I had Smittyjam covering my bedsheets last night.

by The Smittyfingered family February 28, 2009

smittysuck

when a male has anal sex with a man or woman ejaculates around the anal cavity then proceeds to suck it out

i smittysuck my boyfriend all the time

by The Smitty Family March 1, 2009