Shield Bash

Two men with chodes having a "sword fight."

Owen: Do you think Gary and Chuck have Sword Fights?
Neil: Those two? No, they both have chodes.
Owen: Oh... So they have Shield Bashes

by Speelunker1 June 22, 2015

Cunt Shield

Term for an older insecure boyfriend to protect his younger girlfriend from interested boys, otherwise known as a cunt shield

he's a right cunt shield

by kp13 August 20, 2009

human shield

Unamerican, oxygen-wasting hippie who deserves to be shot by the soldiers they are blocking.

Human shields don't deserve to be a part of this country.

by The Great X-wing Ace April 10, 2003

human shield

A political act from one that uses their body only to prevent armed forces from advancing. It is normally done in places where political dissenters demonstrate their belief that the state's irrationality is at such an extreme that they would resort to political propoganda and violence to denounce and crush their own citizens.

by The less normative June 20, 2003

michael shields

lad who was jailed for twatting a barman in turkey

michael shields got 15 years
hanging out with the turkish queers
5 years and no parole
shields is gunna have a soar arsehole

by michael shields mother yes i hate him aswell December 9, 2008

face shield

the big ass stunna shades that girls wear. they cover up a large portion of the girls face just like a mask on a football helmet. can be a very sneaky way of hiding old age and uglyness.

dam did you see the face shield on that girl? i thought she was really hot until she took em off and i realized she was about sixty years old!

by brueseltusk December 20, 2006

bone shield

A nerdy version of a condom.

I was going to have sex but I didn't have a bone shield, so I played WOW instead.

by bmick65 December 25, 2007