Scuba Steved

When I guy is going done on his girl and he’s super heavy breathing like he’s snorkeling

My mans most deft scuba steved me last night

by The things I come up with April 2, 2020

Southern Scuba Dive

When you take a shit and then while your girlfriend is on her hands and knees, you fuck her in the ass while holding her face down in the toilet.

Guy: Dude last night me and the girl did a southern scuba dive.

Friend: that's nasty man.

by Vundaba October 21, 2011

Scuba Skyving

When a person intentionally misses a regular obligation (such as work or school) and lies about his/her whereabouts. The term scuba refers to the fact that the person will have been in a warm climate where scuba diving is possible (e.g. the Caribbean).

Person 1: Hey, where's Bob he hasn't been in to the office for quite some time.
Person 2: Well, he texted me yesterday saying that he was sick but personally I think that he's Scuba Skyving

by v0306? March 17, 2009

Scuba dicking

When a person gives oral sex to a male under water.

He asked me to join him in the bathtub and go scuba dicking

by Ilovecupcake4ever January 30, 2018

scuba keith

A conceded Scuba Diver who may or may not have a rivalry with Scuba Austin.

Who is these people?

by Master_Unlucky September 2, 2004

Scuba

Replacing any verb or even potential noun with this word, most popular usages can include sex, a person of some silly degree food items, a fucking mess.

The delinquent who made the chicken, he did a scuba.
"Come back into the freezer and scuba"

"Your scuba will be up in 3 minutes"

by very huge car April 12, 2022

scuba cut

A “Cuban observed” method of cutting a cigar. The cigar is “V cut” in the middle of the stick and both ends are cut and lit. The cigar is smoked by pressing the middle of the cigar to the mouth and smoked from both ends.

I was at the cigar lounge and everyone was using the scuba cut for their Cohibas. I’ve never seen that before.

by 1squance February 2, 2024