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Satan's Monacle

The spinning wheel of doom given out by a Mac trying to process seemingly simple task.
I just want to launch iTunes! Why must I face Satan's Monacle again!?!?!?
by Singster725 December 9, 2008
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Sataner's dozen

The number eleven.

Coined by John Stuart referring to Obama not attending church in his first eleven weeks.
John Stuart "Obama hasn't been to church in eleven sundays, well thats a Sataner's Dozen!"
by Aasif Mandvi April 9, 2009
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satan's spatula

When a fart is so raunchy, it's as if the jaws of hell opened due to Satan's craving to slap you in the face with his personal spatula. It's bad.
"Holy shit dude, what'd you eat? I was just slapped by satan's spatula!"
by thunderpussycocksmack August 11, 2009
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Satan's buttcheeks

The most glorious and supple mounds of sinful flesh known to man. Their firm texture is known to draw people in before Satan twerks people to death between his mighty cheeks. This is the ultimate punishment.

Also, satans-buttcheeks is the tumblr of a very neat-o mosquito person, according to the internet.
Person 1: I hope that guy dies by the power of satan's buttcheeks.
Person 2: Amen, nigga. Amen.
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SARWARED

To Reach A Level Of Of Disorientation That Is Beyond Sanity Itself, Therefore Leaving You Unable To Perform Normal Tasks. Completely Disabling You From Making Rational Decisions, This State Of Mental Crisis Is Usually Caused By Drugs, Confusion,Frustration, And Stress. People Who Are Sarwared Easily Appear Lost In Situtions, Forgetful, Confused, And May Be Hysterically Laughing At Everything. Unaware Of Nature Surroundings And Oblivious To Reality.
High CrazySarwared
by ANDYJR June 14, 2014
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Satan's Beard

The pubic hair of a redhead female full bush in the shape of a triangle. Resembles a goatee of witch would be expected to be seen on Satan's chin.
"That redhead girl dropped her panties and I caught a glimpse of Satan's Beard"
by Jack369 June 29, 2014
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Satan's Ring

The intense discomfort caused by chaffing around the vagina and anus after a night of heavy passion, leaving the victim with a serious case of Satan's Ring.
'After last night I'm suffering from a serious case of Satan's Ring'
by stepbanter August 20, 2014
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