Saturday night plague

A post-1980's discotheque.

Jack: Hey Mark, wanna go to the disco?

Mark: Dude, Jack, it's freaking 2007. That place's a Saturday night plague and has been for at least 17 years.

by Mr. Pie June 23, 2007

Saturday Night Backpack

The suspicious backpack seen on college campuses everywhere on Saturday night, never filled with books or study materials. Filled with anything from a 30 of beer to handles of liquor.

Dude, are you bringing that thirty of natty ice in your Saturday night backpack later?

by HansHansHans February 11, 2009

Bismarck Saturday Night

Masturbating while deficating.

I walked in to the men's room and I caught little Johnny having a Bismarck Saturday night.

by Parkston Gatewood November 24, 2003

Saturday morning shit

A Saturday morning shit that nasty bowel movement you often have at approximately 10:00am on a Saturday morning after a long Friday night of partying and drinking. Generally, the Saturday morning shit is induced by a large cup of coffee.
Taking, or, rather, leaving a Saturday morning shit is not a short project. Expect a twenty minute sit.

1. Dude, I can't talk right now, I'm concentrating on my Saturday morning shit.

2. Boy was that Saturday morning shit nasty. I plugged the toilet and the bathroom fan will have to run all day to evacuate the stench.

by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010

Saturday Night Special

What I, and all sensible ladies, carry to discourage or stop attacks by hoodlums.

Nobody ever raped a thirty-eight. That's why I pack a Saturday Night Special.

by Tuna Wanda May 21, 2005

White Saturday

The Saturday right after Black Friday. It's the day that your friends go shopping (or looking for things that are still on sales) instead of the actual Black Friday because they are busy on Black Friday.

Voi had an appointment with us on Black Friday night and then she informed us she wouldn't make it since she would go shopping. We scolded her for being so nulo, so she decided to have a White Saturday instead.

by numberthree@13c November 27, 2021

No Screw Up Saturday

On the First Saturday of April, if you misspell any word you will be muted and unable to talk for 10 minutes straight.

"heyy gusy whats up"

"It's No Screw Up Saturday, you can not misspell words." **gets muted**

by OfficialDefintionGuy March 13, 2021