route 28

Road in Northern Virginia, especially in the DMV where you get the world's worst traffic (shut up LA and stop bitching.) The rich people tend to live away from here...

Idiot: Hey?! Wanna just take route 28?
Smart Person: Nah, gonna take like 3 hours... Let's hop on 29.

by DMVking August 30, 2016

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

Route-44 Gluck

giving head in a sonic drive in

“I am going to give Peter the Route-44 Gluck for taking me to Sonic.”

by cleaningdoritos October 16, 2022

Scenic route

The route you want to go when your hopping to get lucky with a girl or a boy.

A: where's darragh going?
B: he's going scenic route with aoibhinn

by Dontgonearthelake:( July 29, 2019

blunt route

when you drive around town smokin blunts

hannah: hey, you wanna do a blunt route?
mia: hell yes, lets get subway while were driving.

by MILFMONEY$$ June 16, 2022

Lobo route

Taking the path of least resistance while blaming others for your shortcomings.

Realizing he was inadequate at his job he took the lobo route.

by supercoolsuperflysupahiiii March 15, 2023

Scenic route

Gay porn, the act of taking the back road

My boyfriend wanted to take the scenic route last night

by Country Barbie April 18, 2018