A middle-aged (often overweight) male Mountain Bike rider who thinks they are capable of keeping up with much younger fitter and stronger Mountain Bike riders, but in fact they are barely capable of riding the easiest of trails and often walk over small obstacles (such roots and logs) when riding.
Fanta Pants & Geordie - two male Mountain Bike riders (Flaccid Roosters) who weren’t’ able to successfully finish a Mountain Bike race ahead of a competitor with a broken hand!
by Doctor Rooster December 5, 2011
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Sarah: A dick
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Sarah: A dick
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''John is such a rooster lover, he even hold and play with my rooster all night and didn't get tired!"
by JoyBangla69 January 6, 2012
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by Thunder Head! September 26, 2019
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