Rooster Tail

Hair sticking upwards in an untidy fashion; mostly as a result of bed head.

he was sleeping, but his mohawk was already looking all crazy like a rooster tail!

by Zane Edsel February 10, 2020

rooster tits

When a man fucks a woman between the tits but they are so small he has to squeeze together to fit his cock between them

That girl has rooster tits

by moose balls December 12, 2014

the flaming rooster

when a man lights his penis on fire and inserts it into a partner while making rooster noises.

"oh lets do the flaming rooster"
"cockadoodledo"

by justanotherweeb69 May 2, 2022

blue rooster

Morning wood after a failed night with no sex!

She teased me all night at the bar I took her home and she left me frustrated! Woke up this morning with a hell of a Blue Rooster!

by Thunder Head! September 26, 2019

Flaccid Rooster

A middle-aged (often overweight) male Mountain Bike rider who thinks they are capable of keeping up with much younger fitter and stronger Mountain Bike riders, but in fact they are barely capable of riding the easiest of trails and often walk over small obstacles (such roots and logs) when riding.

Fanta Pants & Geordie - two male Mountain Bike riders (Flaccid Roosters) who weren’t’ able to successfully finish a Mountain Bike race ahead of a competitor with a broken hand!

by Doctor Rooster December 5, 2011

drunk rooster

1. After a loong night of drinking, when your friend wakes you up with violent barfing reminiscent of a rooster crowing.

You: "You made it to work today?"
Your bro: "Yeah man, Dave pulled a drunk rooster this morning..."

by entonidas March 27, 2013

rooster spray

the spray from the fin on a windsurf board when ripping into the lip on a top turn (wave sailing)

whoa dude did you see my rooster spray, it was sick

by slamitin January 13, 2004