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red sox

A team that believes they will win another world series before the year 2090 when cleary they are only allowed one every 86 years.

They are also dirty, hairy, smelly and will never shave. Until they Yankees buy them off. :)
Johnny Damon(aka Johnny CASH!) shaved his beard and became clean cut, he's not a true RED SOX anymore!
by rachellll July 8, 2006
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red sox

redsox are the lovable losers of the MLB. Yankees are far better and have 26 world championships. Redsox fan suicide rate is higher than any group of ppl on earth because they suck so bad.
P1: Do you like the redsox?
P2: (Suckerpunches P1) FUCK YOU, do you think I'm a fucking fag?
by Tom Lane April 24, 2005
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Red Sox

The team around which www.talksox.com revolves.

It also happens to be the most storied franchise in sports history.
by Johnathan June 13, 2004
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Redfox

Used to describe a person who enjoy's sniffing their sister's panties.
Schizoguy sure is a redfox.
by g-dawg March 16, 2003
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red sox

2007 world series champions. The yankees fans have nothing to say because they havent won in like ten years. Is it year 2090 already?
who won the 2007 world series? The yankees? Nah, the red sox!
by Sheda November 26, 2007
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Boston Red Sox

see Masshole,team or group of fans highly associated with the act of choking or being total losers.
Joe..see that mouthy loser Boston Red Sox fan over there?He's a real Masshole!
by oklahoma April 13, 2008
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Red Sox

A baseball team based in Boston, Mass., the majority of whom's fanbase spend most of their adult lives creating petty media in the forms of websites, blogs, signs and chants to mock fans and players of the New York Yankees, the statisticly superior organization. The archtypical "annoying little brother" of major league baseball, the team and it's fanbase carry a sense of extreme unsubstanciated egoism, similiar but converse to that of Yankee fans.
If the YANKEES, WHITE SOX, and PADRES were sitting in a bar, just chillin' having a drink.
WHITE SOX: Oh shit, is that RED SOX coming through the door?
YANKEES: Fuck! :: hides face in hands:: Don't look at him and he'll probably leave us alone.
WHITE SOX: What? I think RED SOX is cool, c'mon look at him with his long hair and shabby sense of charisma. I mean you'd never realize that they are just as rigid and bureaucratic a person as you YANKEE.
PADRES: Dude, you clearly don't know him very well, that guy is such an asshole. Oh shit! He spotted us, here he comes.
REDSOX: Hey Dingleberries...hahaha. What are you losers doing here, fag convention? HAHA Im so funny and smart.
YANKEES: Yes you certinly are, RED, well, we were just sitting here trying to catch up over a few drinks and then I'm supposed meet up with the women's U.S. soccer team and go see some jazz.
REDSOX: Yeaaaa sounds fun...NOT!! hahaha Well I'm heading over to that frat party at UCLA's, were gonna get a keg and get fuckedd upp!! WOOO!!!
PADRES: Hanging out with college teams tonite?
REDSOX: Yea man its gonna be a great fucking time!!! Well I'm gonna run, all that Keystone Light aint gonna drink itself! Smell ya later LOSERSSS!! hahaha
WHITESOX: Oh man, I never realized what a stupid asshole he is.
PADRES: Yea well now you know.
YANKEES: Yea man, It's times like this that I really regret staying out and doing coke all night with those teams from the Lingerie Bowl during the 2004 ALCS.
by R.F.G. December 5, 2007
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