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That's what makes for horse racing!

If everybody thought the same, then they would all bet on the same horse, then nobody would make any money. Hence, different views make horse racing possible.
Dan: "Everyone goes home from school for the weekend to be with their mothers, its lame."

Jenn: "That's what makes for horse racing!"
by Irish Wisdom 11111 March 19, 2010
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Hux Racing

Hux Racing is a company headed by Eric Hux. They are a company that makes performance products for the Toyota MR2, that many people like to copy. Copies of their products is a long standing tradition throughout the MR2 community.
Why buy egr block off plates from Hux Racing for $50, when joe shmoe has a replica for $20.
by JDMark February 8, 2004
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street racing

Racing that takes place between imports because domestics arent allowed because none of the ricers can stand losing all the time. Usually going less then 100mph but thinking that there going more, annoying sounds coming from the coffee can, more for showing off there shitty ride then actually racing.
No im not racing, my tires are bald but look at my kickass subs man. That supra is fast man that stang will never win, U cheater that stang had nos man we said all motor. Leave now Cheater. When actually domestics just own and imports cant stand it.
by sloppycory September 4, 2005
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garage racing

Going into your garage to sit on your motorcycle, because it's still too "out of season" for use.
I put the springer front end on my chopper, and did some February 'garage racing' afterwards.
by D. Gould February 20, 2006
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turtle racing

slang/code for "smoking marijuana".
wanna do some turtle racing after work? i have some really nice purple ones.. heheh
by magnetic August 23, 2006
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Venezualan Beaver Racing

A sport founded in 1996 where by beavers from Venezuala must race down a river. Rules imply that a) All beavers must be dead. b)all spectators must be high. c) All dead beavers must be chained to a dead dog.
Dude, did you see the Venezualan Beaver Racing on TV last night?
by Wighty December 19, 2006
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Onramp Racing

This is a form of racing originally developed by a PS3 racer named Enzo_Guy on Midnight Club LA. It is fast-paced checkpoint style racing with large amounts of intersecting and crisscrossing segments, but almost no straight sections.

Highway Races:
Creators of highway onramp races use race editor to design races in an area where multiple highways merge to utilize the most onramps possible. The basic setup is to place a checkpoint on one onramp and then to place the next one on a separate onramp, forcing racers to rip hard u-turns and creating tight hairpins. The race creators aim to design the tightest corners and most collisions possible. Designers only have a limited number of onramps, so participants are often going different directions on the same onramp which invariably leads to lots of head-on collisions

City Racing:
City onramp racing features extremely tight corners through parking garages, alleys, and even inside buildings. Whereas highway races focus more on causing collisions, city races focus more on causing confusion. Race creators often start city races with the participants facing a wall. Race creators usually get lost on their own tracks.

Car Choice:
Almost any car is suitable. A driver, instead of using his fastest exotic car like most other races on this game, will pick a vehicle that best suits his style of handling hairpins and u-turns. One racer is known for being competitive in a Golf GTI
Quotes of onramp racers:

"It doesn't matter what place you come in, this is the most fun you'll ever have racing."- a racer describing onramp racing

"I'm in a Gallardo! How is that Golf beating me? Fuck that Golf!"- a racer participating in an onramp for the first time

"I missed the turn!"- a common exclamation yelled during onramp racing

"It's like autocross met destruction derby."- a racer describing onramp racing

"How the hell do I get up there?"- a common question shouted by racers

"Dude, this shit had to have been designed by stoners who forgot to take their ADD meds."- a racer's opinion of how the track looked on the map

"This isn't racing, this is bumper cars!"- a racer describing a particularly perilous city track
by Onramp-racer May 15, 2010
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