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Rikering

AKA Slippery Frakes.

The act of defecation while sitting backwards on the toilet. This is an advanced adaptation of AC Slatering, the difference being in the mounting/dismounting of the apparatus involving the leading leg being swept over toilet. This variation has a higher degree of difficulty and results in higher scores if successfully executed.

History:
In fact, William Riker is a distant descendant of AC Slater. This was shown in a long lost episode of TNG in which Q snapped the crew back to Bayside High School in the year 1992 in order to save the conception of a love child between AC Slater and the Tori Spelling character Violet.

In the episode, Q tries to disrupt the Riker family line by having Slater catch herpes from a wrestling mat. To intervene Riker must distract Screech while Picard convinces Big Bopper Belding to give Slater and Violet detention together alone, and force Slater to miss the wrestling meet (and herpes). This is where the relationship is consummated and the Riker line is extended. Much like with Riker, no woman can resist AC Slater's charm for a full 50 minutes. Ironically, the reason for AC Slater's detention is a punishment for sitting backwards in his chair.
"No one can pull off an upper decker while Rikering! That is the Triple lindy of bathroom moves!"
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