Regional

An aliment a certain individual or group of people have who assert dominance with lack of intelligence. These country fried steak fed individuals value certain things like lifted trucks over investing for retirement. They also insist on bragging how tough they are by “telling a motherfucker”, especially when confronted in a Chili’s parking lot. A key symptom of having the syndrome is saying “yup” or “mmhmm” when another Regional affected by Regionaltism says “yup” or “mmhmm.” They also have folktales that will top any story being told, at any given time, about any topic. These stories range from wining State, pulling a gun on someone, to heroic tales of gallantry on the battlefield while serving in the Air Force away from the frontlines. Being a Regional can be cured but very few people can beat the disorder.

Individual 1:
“Ya, so I told my wife let me find out you spent money on that ol credit card again (ptuh , tink!). You think I can afford you buying clothes when I only have a full time job, cut grass on the side, and I’m only 100% VA”

Individual 2:
“Mmhmm”

Bystander listening and thinking:
“These two Regionals…”

by User 704 November 11, 2024

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region hopper

Someone who do out-of-region purchase or subscription for personal benefit (such as early access or huge discount)

Region hopper will make content/subscription price skyrocket on target region, hence increasing piracy

by Sir. B November 20, 2022

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Region bros

When two or more people come from the same region or area, but find themselves in a different region or area, they can then refer to each other as region brothers.

My friend and I are both born and raised in the same region, so I guess you could say that we are region bros.

by Nickulator March 28, 2017

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